This cutie doesn’t really capture elf girl’s weird alien beauty deal, so let’s just say it’s inspired by it.
haveyouseenmydearbrother replied to your post: hey Djeid what do cripple girls taste like?
WHY WERE YOU LICKING HER YOU SICK BASTARD???
hoo-doo babe Qeriwen hell yeah
i made her to be mostly your typical EVIL SEDUCTORCERESS, but… i dunno, i like the rough and tumblr look.
Qeriwen, new altmer wannabe conjuration/destruction mage. I’m thinkin’ the babe (what babe?) with the power (what power?) of hoo-doo (who do? You do!) W-wait, what? (Remind me of the babe!)
Sorry… Anyway, I think she ran away from dear ol’ mummy n daddy after a falling out about her, uh, less than savory preferences in the field of magic. After that whole Camoran debacle I guess nobody wanted anything to do with any more necromancers. Oh well!
Alternate / original version coming up next!
i am reupping this because it’s great ok suck my dick
Bringing this back
WHAT
I’mma fondle these testicles and then bust them open to see what delicious prizes are inside. <3
“you comin’ on ta me, toots?”
“cuz that sounds like my kinda fuckin party.”
When you realize that the page specs you’ve been using this whole time are not the same as the page specs used by a specific printer.
im sorry i just needed to reblog this because it is strikingly similar to a picture i drew a long time ago - also wow it is really cringeworthy for about sixty different reasons
okay resume your usual activities goodnight everyone
parcelhare replied to your photo: oh look its everyone’s favorite boy genius and…
Oh no who are these cuties
Tech, full name Technologìa, is a sweet, awkward intellectual who got his widdle arms and legs blown off in a bungled attempt on his life. :’)
See, his pops is basically Daddy Warbucks what with being CEO of some giant robotics company, with a lot of cutthroat competition apparently! One of the company’s rivals sought to upset the dad’s business sense by killing his son. Or I think that’s what happened… Kyle would know better.
Tech was hangin on by a thread, probably literally in the case of some body parts. Dear old dad rounded up the best doctors money could buy in an instant, but it soon became apparent there miiiight not be enough of his son to save. Long story and missing details short, Tech gets fitted with a number of different parts to try and bring him back from the brink.
The only consensus I can seem to reach with myself (and Kyle of course haha) is that he at least got two new arms and two new legs, and some chips and things in his brain to try and keep him running. It may be clearly stated somewhere how much of Tech is boy and how much is machine, but I haven’t decided for myself yet. In some stories it seems to be only the arms and legs, in others he might have just had a head and ribcage left. Who knows! It doesn’t help that he’s probably gone through three different versions of the prosthetics alone.
ANYWAY -
After a while, Tech finds himself at Muzak Academy with his similarly prodigious sister Marky, who both join team Lost Keys along with Stick, Stack, Jess, and… KASKUS. (coloring a picture to write about him on right now)
Other fun facts about Tech - he’s an atheist, he’s gay (or at least sitting quite comfortably near that side of the spectrum), he can fucking fly with rocket boots or some crazy awesome horseshit, he’s totally megaman or something i swear to god, and he has a rival of sorts by the name of WizKid.
Questions are always welcome, and Kyle dear by all means, correct or add to the story. I forget so much. :(
This is the first one I made. The image is a little old as such. :’) As you can see if you do a little clicky clicky zoomy zoomy, he was discovered by a kid named Alex Carsche in June of 1990. The picture shows the Solumnus, named Godwynn, in a sort of intermediate look between being newly-summoned-and-all-freaky and being less-freaky-according-to-Alex.
Godwynn’s Gate is a 6-inch sandstone carving of a stylized cat, activated by petting it.
