April 2013
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I just saw the most beautiful girl! She looked like an elf!
I think we awkwardly met eyes like three times in a row
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Of Angels and Orphans
Wanna hear about a dream I had?
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August 1st, 2011
The only record I have of the dream is this chat log with a friend. edited it just a wee bit for grammatical clarity in some parts.
11:24 AM - Apollyna: Okay, it started somewhere with an old house out far, far away in the woods 11:25 AM - Apollyna: It was a mansion, made with dark wood. A quaint house, not spooky despite the...
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aahhh everyone is just really great
y’all get some good sleepin’ done tonight, alrighty?
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Anonymous asked: hey Djeid what do cripple girls taste like?
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can i just like
wave my hand around and have cute guys appear onto the canvas
where do you buy that spell
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i just wanted to draw the devil in drop crotch skinny jeans
is that so wrong
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DORK TALES OF RETARDATION WITH APO
I HAD A HANDHELD FAN IT FELT FUNNYGOOD
I RAN MY FINGERS ALONG THE FOAM BLADES IT FELT FUNNYGOOD
I THOUGHT HEY I SHOULD RUN THE FAN NEXT TO MY HAIR, IT’LL PROBABLY FEEL FUNNYGOOD TOO
DID YOU KNOW HAIR GETS TANGLED IN HAND FANS REALLY EASY BECAUSE I DIDNT
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haveyouseenmydearbrother:
Just in case you were curious, I have a writing blog here. It’s not really amazing and it’s full of brain vomit which may or may not be used. I have 1000 worlds and no idea what to do with them!
follow follow do it do it
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To the peeps who replied to the deertaur post, thanks! There’s some good lil snippets of ideas in there that I hope to respond to when I get on a cumputer this evening. 83
I’ll share an idea I had for them on easter…
So I think the deer have a sort of kingdom, and the deerking is the male with the largest antlers. Whether he’s selected because of the antlers or if some...
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Fun idea, let’s brainstorm together!
I’m working on a race-sorta of deer centaurs… cervitaurs? With a culture inspired by the irish or perhaps celts (in the same way haroun and shahzad’s culture is pretty clearly arabic)(in fact, these are from the same world!)
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techykisses:
ive never thought I’d be depressed over a stick
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the carpet matches the drapes
and its a shag carpet
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everyone’s going on about pranks and misha collins and here i am pixelling demon boys in frilly panties
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kylelabra:
apollyna:
nightlightofcelobia:
ginandjack:
Bringing this back
WHAT
c’mon kids ya know ya wunna just go and fiddle wit ‘em COME ON DO IT ALREADY
yknow even if we weren’t talking about children fucking around with devil balls
pretty much any “relationship” luke gets into is gonna be pretty cradlerobber-y by default right??
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carnivaldog:
apollyna:
nightlightofcelobia:
ginandjack:
Bringing this back
WHAT
I’mma fondle these testicles and then bust them open to see what delicious prizes are inside. <3
“you comin’ on ta me, toots?”
“cuz that sounds like my kinda fuckin party.”
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March 2013
52 posts
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incontinents is when european all over djibouti
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i only know their names because i have the captions on my tv turned on
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hahaha sasuke is just a porcupine basically what with all of haku’s needles
and sakura is like OH WAI SASKEIY MY LAHV and
everyone’s all bloody and crying
why
did i ever stop watching this show
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ooh orochimaru ooh
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what if we just haku x zabuza
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kilomonster:
When you realize that the page specs you’ve been using this whole time are not the same as the page specs used by a specific printer.
im sorry i just needed to reblog this because it is strikingly similar to a picture i drew a long time ago - also wow it is really cringeworthy for about sixty different reasons
okay resume your usual activities goodnight everyone
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i swear to god veh if you keep talking about garran dicks i will find all the garran bitchfaces i can and spam you with them you have been warned
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i did it i started a porn blog
-slumps down wall with blank stare-
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tl;dr alert -- on the offspring of the -cubi with...
Solumni are creatures with mysterious and varied origins. Some say they are demons created by the devil himself to sow chaos on earth, others think they are the result of ancient warring humans experimenting with powers they could never hope to fully understand. No matter where you believe they came from, a few things about them are clear. Each Solumnus looks slightly different. They are humanoid...
Anonymous asked: MEAT NOZZLES
Anonymous asked: garrans masturbating
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i dont understannd how i keep picking up followers when all i post now is weird OC doodles and unfunny text posts…
regardless, welcome all, enjoy your stay, theres juice and cookies on the table in the back UvU
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i just saw nic cage in a bottle of hand soap
which tabloid do i sell my story to
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parcelhare:
God I fucking hate watching the news. Good Morning America just did a piece about the “thigh gap phenomenon” and social media sites and the whole piece in general just made me go really?
At the end one of the female anchors said,
“Boys don’t know what it is and they don’t care, so let up on each other, women!”
There are about ten thousand things wrong with that sentence alone....
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Just saw a commercial literally say “eating less is a beautiful thing”. Are you fucking serious?
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man, I had the coolest dream
There was this evil / mad scientist guy with a cool mask / roboface and he was doin these awful experiment on other robots or animals or both I guess. He had an assistant, a robot girl dressed in a maid outfit with a giant alarm clock for a head. Gotta draw her.
She hated the scientist guy cos he was, well, evil I guess. You could say his methods… alarmed her....
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jurassic park 3d on april 5th more like FUCK YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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reitzwritesrights:
mdwaxx:
apollyna:
crawls into a very tiny space
hisses
you’re acting very much like my girlfriend does
stop this at once
what if she’s like a humahumanukanukaapu’a and uses a series of flexing spines to wedge herself into small spaces so that she cannot be removed even in death
this is why we love dr. rights
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Omg can I have a link please?
mord-selbstmord.tumblr.com
It’s like packed to the brim with some very “body-negative” posts so I’d avoid it if you’re prone to a self-destructive state of mind. Like wow every third post is about cutting and suicide p much. Just putting that out there.
Other than that lots of ooey-gooey things to browse. I’m not a fan of gore...
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mdwaxx:
apollyna:
crawls into a very tiny space
hisses
you’re acting very much like my girlfriend does
stop this at once
fight me motherfucker
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i found a gore blog
