any miniaturized food is an acceptable offering to the apo
→ alternatively you're some kind of weird squid apo. THAT CURLY FRO IS JUST A BUNCH OF TENTACLES IN DISGUISE, READY TO FEAST ON BABIES
→ you are clearly some sort of man-eating willow tree-nymph. Luring men with your lovely face and GR8 SENSE OF HUMOR and then DEVOURING THEM AND LEAVING NOTHING BUT BLOOD AND BITS OF BONE.
two for one deal on treepo’s ONE NIGHT ONLY
Less of a po, more of its own thing:
→ I would see you as a buttmonster, feared for the deadly cinnamon-scented farts.
also available in bubblegum
→ I know vampire is super mainstream but the little fangs and flying around as a bat is very you
In lieu of Doodlepo a la Gary Oldman’s Dracula, I present to you this more or less relevant doodle from that expression meme I found:
→ The APO is a terrifying beastie, full of snorts and sneezes and maybe woodchips IDK it's super fucking weird man that thing ate a bus and then pooped out five thousand swiss watches in front of me I ain't going back there
In the spirit of Halloween, what type of monster could you see me as?
So, yeah! I finally replaced my 3DS, y’all.
The new friendcode is 1177 - 9106 - 1649!
Message me yours if you’ve got one. :3
Setting: Hyrule Warriors with the boyf
Context: Apo secretly starts a Free Mode scenario as Ganondorf
"why cant i kill link"
"He’s on your team."
"what the fuck." … "why cant i kill these soldiers"
"They’re on your team."
"i want to kill everyone. how do i kill everyone"
"i want to slam my sword up someone’s ass"